Whiners Respite
2RR
Interupt
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Counter target spell if you think it=s ACheap@
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A
But thats not fair!@- Whining man=s last words
Flaming Butt Monkey
1RR
Summon Anal Chimp
2/2
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Flaming Butt Monkey counts as a Butt Monkey.
When Flaming Butt Monkey comes into play
It does 3 Damage to all Butt Monkeys you Control.
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A
Zap@A
Ow@A
Hee Hee Hee@
(Creators note: The Butt Monkey series is meant
as a saterical immitation of the useless Acreature
affects creature@ cards in magic.
i.e. Kobolds, Chimeras, Slivers, etc.)
Swatt
RR
Interupt
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Sacrifice all permanents, discard hand.
Smack target opponent upside the head.
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A
Okay, now run!@- Goblin Tinkerer
( Creator note: I actually designed and printed this
card. It later went for $16 at the Charity auction
at the Grand Prix, Toronto.)
Squee
=s FireballR
XSorcery
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Deals X+3 damage to all creatures. If a creature
an opponent controls is put into the graveyard on
the same turn it was damaged by Squee=s Fireball,
rip the sucker up.
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A
That=ll learn em@- Squee of the Weatherlight
Idiots Lament
2R
Instant
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If Target opponent has no way of winning,
and spends ten minutes on his or her last turn
coming to grips with this fact, savagely beat
target opponent.
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A
Your dead you fool! Just accept it!@- The ENDBRINGER!!!
Crazy Scotsman
2RR
Summon Drunkard
3/2
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When Crazy Scotsman comes into play, do a shot.
When Crazy Scotsman Leaves play, do a shot.
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A
What do you mean I wet my kilt?@-Scottish athlete, Highland games